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This is what it would be like if I were a girl. Watch BLOOPERS: http://davedays.endavomedia.com/video/5BEFBFE118/if-i-were-a-girl-bloopers-
Lyrics:
If I were a girl even just for a day
Id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no dont tell me theyre real.
Yeah I think theyre real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15?!
If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner Ill make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A…55.. OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!
If I were a girl Id have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but Im pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please dont get mad if Im mean.
Im not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I dont really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt?!
Oh if I were a girl I dont think Id ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.
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How hot am I as a girl from 1-10?!
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